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Actual Caution labels found on products:
"Do not use on eyes" Found on a can of spray deodorant.
"Do not use intimately" Labeled on deoderant.
"Remove before driving" Labeled on a car-windshield sun blocker.
"Not for human consumption" Labeled for dice.
"Keep frozen" Found on a bag of ice.
"Warning, not intended for spice usage" Found on a bottle of pepper spray for self-defense.
"For use on animals only" Found on an electric cattle prod.
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." Labeled on a bag on corn chips.
“Not intended for highway use." Found on a 13 inch wheelbarrow wheel.
"Warning, will deposit ink onto paper" Found on a printer.
"If swallowed, promptly see doctor" Labeled on a package of batteries.
"Caution. This is not a life saving device" On an inflatable pool toy.
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# ONE-auglýsingin
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I do know Schitt!
Schitt happens!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don´t know Jack Schitt".
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt,
the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married
Noe Schitt and the prolific couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt,
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt,
a high school dropout. After beeing
married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Mr.Sherlock and because of her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her
previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son,
Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
inseperable through childhood and consequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens
children are Dawg, Byrd, and. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son,
left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride,
Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says you don´t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!!!
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