Þetta finnst mér svolítð fyndið!

To the women: This is not anything you don't already know.
To the men: Read slowly and carefully commit to memory.


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a drivers license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?!
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW!! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?!
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?!
SAFER: You know, there are plenty of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



En by the way takk allir fyrir að skrifa í gesta bókina mína mér finnst það svo skemmtilegt!





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